Welcome to India..

Indian governance is one of the rarest in the World. We have everything it takes to be a great society, but our present condition is very pathetic. Why are we like this? Where did we go wrong? Before jumping into conclusions and creating solutions, can we look into some of the points (there are millions of them) that makes present day india ?

Please take a deep breath and read on...
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If a prostitute blackmails some business man, then he should be arrested immediately and his photo will be 'secretly' released to the media whereas the prostitute's name and identity should be kept secret.
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If you are a politician who is committing some silly offences like raping, and its variances like mass-raping, gang-rape etc, you will be just blamed but nothing will happen to you. After all you are the same person as any other bastard (read politician) in this country. And moreover, you need to atleast above 60 and apart from brain there should be atleast three dangerous diseases troubling you, if you want to lead this great nation.
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If you are "elected" to the Parliament, you need to be a best sportsperson to throw mikes and other materials to others during "discussions" in which some "questions" are asked by our "MP"s after getting loads of money from corporate scamsters and other third rate gangsters.
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If the government is buying any weapons or anything for India, there should be atleast 1300 crores scam to show our credibility in international scene. Whether it is Bofors tanks or Scorpene submarines, we are no less than our long-found, newly-declared closest ally America's water gate scam.
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If a foreign tourist is raped in India, the govt will be object it and promise to take 'action' against that and the action will happen surely before the end of the universe. There was a foreign tourist who has been coming to India for the case hearing every six months since 17 years... Justice system in India is the fastest in the world.
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Anything goes wrong in India is all due to some "Foreign hand" .. Almost all the times - Pakistan's ISI agency. In reality ISI does only a fraction of what is being claimed by politicians and the government in the name of so called Lashkar-e-Toiba(LeT), and Jaish-e-Mohammed(JeM), and other terrorist organizations. Without actually working to earn it, the name and fame goes to ISI in India. The best part in this story is that even a 5th class child in India knows that LeT and JeM are having numerous training camps in Chittacong, and Dhaka in Bangaladesh, and so many other places set up with the help of Asomese ULFA and having their self-declared commanders trained by Mossad - the venomic secret agency of Israel. Hard to digest facts, but we need to find the remedy for this.
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If an Indian is attacked or raped anywhere abroad, nothing will be done from government's side as our great govt has to keep 'good' relations with that country. But surely it will raise its voice against any 'terrorsism' happens anywhere except United States of America.
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We trained Tamil tigers (LTTE) along with Mossad in Eighties and reaped the benefit of that great act when our leaders turned against LTTE and had a pact with Sri Lankan Sinhala governmet. They were quick to kill our leader in our own gloried land successfully.
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Political front needs naxalites in some form or the other in almost 10 states in India and feed them secretly and wow to take "actions" against them in public meetings. The people who are killed in "encounters" are identified as naxalites, and any effort to bring out the truth from that goes unnoticed.
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At any cost we will develop tourism in India as India should be a tourism hub of the world (if possible, of the Universe) by 2020, even though we are known as a "Destination Paedophilia" abroad. From governments side we have more vision and mission statements in this regard.
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No scientific research in private sector should be allowed in India as we get more revenue from the foreign countries and the concerned scientist gets more pay abroad; After all, we are not supporting brain drain, but we are creating more "pravaasis" (NRIs) and in turn hiopingh to get more revenue from them. But if the NRIs are trying to invest in India we will demotivate them by all means and screw up their happiness and will teach them a lesson about Indian democracy.
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We will not abandon any MIG-21 aircrafts as it is helping us give away gallantry awards to people who are killed due the technical snag in the aircraft. In fact we are on the verge of finalizing a 'sukhoi-supersonic' deal with Russia which will help India to have more martyrs in a short period of time.
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If you are a disabled war-veteran and asking for any pensionary benefits or anything of that sort to us, Whether you burn your artificial limb or real limb, we will give you anything only as per rules. And don't ask us why we didn't talk about any rules whenever you were transfered in short notice to most inaccessible places and put into war in the front when you actually wanted to go for Honeymoon to Shimla. We placed you in a village of Jammu. After all Jammu kashmir is not very far and no less than shimla.
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We will do anything in Nuclear arena with America and to cover it up we will say that we are also buying nuclear fuel from Russia. Even after calling the Australian PM and giving him a nice opportunity to enjoy sumptuous Indian food, we couldn't make him "agree" to give nuclear fuel to our plants as he "felt" that we may use that for building nuclear weaponry... Does he have any clue about the millions of of nuclear weapons we have in India?
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The minimum qualification to enter politics is that you should be a Rapist, Gangster, or at least a street rowdy; Additional and desirable qualifications are that you should be "experienced" in cheating, killing, mass-raping etc.
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If you are a Muslim, you don't come under Indian constitution. We will let you use your Sharia laws which are close to barbarianism, and allow it in every walks of a muslim's life starting from Sania's skirt to Gudiya's death. But we will blame you and your religion unanimously for all the bombings, rapes, and anything bad happens in our society despite knowing the fact that it is not done by your people. In short, if a terrorist is Muslim, then all muslims are terrorists.
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If you are a Hindu, I will crush you with the consitutional rights, but give you full freedom for doing any "yatra" all over India to provoke any kind of violence. The government will still declare you as a "most tolerant" group of people in the world and still wonot give any other support when are in damn trouble.
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If you are a christian, then any kind of conversion will be allowed but somehow the data will be given to the Sangh Parivar - the "planning commision" of hindu extermists and they will double or triple it and "accurately" publish it in their magazines to make you wonder about what you do and to give you more comfortable feeling about your holy work.

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If you are a Parsi, Sikh, and any other religion, you will not be considered as "minorities" as Muslims and Christains are still "minorities" and its bad to change it now.
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We will let our future generations get screwed up badly by all sexual abuse, child labour, rapes, phone tapings, pollution, horrible education system, stupid attitude, zero facilities, crazy decisions, prostitution, religious extermism, useless laws and customs, more taxes, more nuclear weapons, destroying more forests, rivers, political enemies, educated people etc.
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If you are the "lowest"(undefined) in the society, then taking 43% in your degree will be sufficient for getting a government education, job etc. Or if you are a "highest" (clearly defined) society, then anyways you will study in "premier" educational institutions in India or aborad, and obviously will not work for government. You have so many private companies - MNCs waiting to catch you with more than 19 lakhs per annum salary with a 20 hr/day work. Unfortunately if you are a middle class, and choose to work with government run petroleam major even after studying in one of the "premier" institution in India, we will not give you any security however great the threat may be, and we will let the corrupted bastards to kill you.
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If you are not ready to give "gifts" to government officials, they won't do their work for you. Because we pay them so many allowances and due to that they need money. After all you know that money is very important for anybody's survival. In fact when Abu salem paid more money we gave him 10 passports. Please understand that it is a non-bailable offence if you want to clean-up this dirty society. And, it is a a grave offence if you are a government official and want to do so.
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If a rape-victim is a model or a bar-girl or in "entertainment" industry, then we will allow that matter to be sensationalized by media and we will reopen the case if media want us to do so. Also, our officials will attend any inaugural function if that rape story is going to be a sensational bollywood movie.
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We will not have any law against child abuse and our "experts" are still "working" to add more points than the present law which says only "penile penetration" is considered as rape. We will not do anything called as rehabilitaion for the victims as NGOs are anyway there to do that. But we will blame, accuse, arrest and even punish NGOs if they go against any of the politicians, Because a politician is a law-maker and going against a politician means going against law.
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We will not take any action against Dawood even after knowing the whereabouts and his entire "business" in Dubai and Pakistan, as we as well as bollywood often need him and his men for our "jobs".
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We will build very big dams and don't do anything for the people who become refugees in their own land. And no writers or activists have any right to question the government. Please understand, the government if "for" the people.
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For every opportunity we miss in international scene, and for every blunder we do in and out of india, we will create an altogether new issue to divert the attention our golden people from that, and we are happy that our media supports this well.
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We won't take any action if you demolish any shrines/temples of other religions. Because wer are "secular" and that means all the religions are one and the same and if you demolish other religious structure, tahts is equal to demolishing your own religious structure. What can a government do if you choose to demolish your own house of a shrine? Please note this point. The government is very clear on that.

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Cricket is the ONLY great game and all the others are just good for nothing. Tennis or cricket it will be promoted only by corporates that too for their brand-building exercise.
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We will let our future generations get screwed up badly by all sexual abuse, child labour, rapes, phone tapings, pollution, horrible education system, stupid attitude, zero facilities, crazy decisions, prostitution, religious extermism, useless laws and customs, more taxes, more nuclear weapons, destroying more forests, rivers, political enemies, educated people etc.

Is India waiting to see a revolution?
Will we ever get back to our glorious times?
What are we giving to our future generation ?



With a lot of pain,
Satheesh
"Unmanaged Democracy is equal to gang-rape"